Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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