Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
MIDGETS
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Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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