you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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