Please, let me fuck your mom
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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