Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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