and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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