You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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