best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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