i would punch a child for taco bell
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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