Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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