i just had sex bonerless
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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