I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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