Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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