my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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