Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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