sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i dont even know how to be here
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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