I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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