Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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