So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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