Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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