six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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