South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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