i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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