Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Randomize
