just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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