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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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