you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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