I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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