Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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