we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
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