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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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