Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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