Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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