Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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