You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
People in love make me want to vomit
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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