So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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