oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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