their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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