Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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