We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
