nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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