I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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