And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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