just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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