Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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