Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
accomplished twins. life is a go
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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