...so i touched it.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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