Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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