Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Randomize