I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
My vagina just recognized that song.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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