David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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