found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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