Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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