your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I had to cum in my sink.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
