Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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