im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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