that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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