Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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